Lanting

A huge dork who gets her bubble burst, fruitcake eaten, and cherry popped (Hey, you came up with that comeback, not me...). She spends too much time talking on the phone with the coolest person ever - Bex.

Lanting uses Bex's nickname for LizZ because she worships the ground Bex walks on. Mwhaha.

by Bex December 15, 2003

mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009

landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.

(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"

by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006

lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

by glastofan November 11, 2011

Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

by billthecat April 13, 2010

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

Lancing

When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.

I'm lancing my mac and cheese.

by Hadien June 7, 2007