The Manchester College

A college for people who have achieved less than 5 GCSE's or non at all. And people screwing so badly that they have to do crappy functional skills. Holding them back more longer at this crap college.

The Manchester College is a college based in Manchester OBVIOUSLY

by Jose Khan January 4, 2016

Lancaster

A "Lancaster" is the term for the written form of a sound which isn't a proper word, such as the sound of laughing or animal noises, etc. "Lancasters" are often common verbal cues that are beyond established language, and usually show up in different cultures. "Lancasters" are often spelled differently in various cultures, due to differences in pronunciation and variations in how the sounds are perceived. Uses for "Lancasters" include a variety of written communication, such as: letters, instant or txt messages, novels, etc.

"Dude, whats it you say when you mess up?"
"Fuck?"
"No the Lancaster"
"Oh. ugh."

by The real Sean Connery October 14, 2009

lunchster

Something used in the transporting of lunch. Usually a box or paper bag.

Dude, Tommy went over to the LUNCHSTERS and stole and ate all of our snack packs. What a fatty fat fat fat!

by Brandon Peterson June 12, 2007

Manchester

A girl with an especially small rack is known as a Manchester (Man-Chester) especially if her chest has no curves or definition. Keira Knightley is the most famous example of this.

Mike: I gotta give you props on your new chick, she is kinda fine, but she's a bit of a manchester.

Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!

by darkest_light January 2, 2010

Manchester

Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.

-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.

-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.

-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?

-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.

-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.

by sukadog May 13, 2011

Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.

Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Lancaster

A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.

Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?

Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?

Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!

Stranger:I don't know where that is

Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*

by ILoveStar April 20, 2017