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take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry
by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016
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hurrumph lump

The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.
Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!
by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019
mugGet the hurrumph lumpmug.

$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.
Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018
mugGet the $ki ma$k the $lump godmug.

Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.
John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.
by TenderNips December 9, 2021
mugGet the Tender Lumpmug.

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!
Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!
by Seshie February 18, 2019
mugGet the have a lumpmug.

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.
"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".
by Pjpjk November 4, 2025
mugGet the Gettin' The Lumpmug.

Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.
Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.
by FabulousMonkey May 19, 2015
mugGet the Sausage Lumpmug.

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