the left nipple

It is not the right one, just like Kim Jong Un.
Jimmy was the left nipple for the basketball try outs
by Shakolicious December 22, 2014
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left on open

Snapchat: DO NOT KEEP SENDING MASSAES CLEARLY THE PERSON SAW IT AND IS IGNORING YOU DOESNT MEAN "try again" !!!
"Damn she left me on open again."

*sends an other snap*

"You stay leaving me on open"

*girl replies*
"And you going to be left on open dont try again"
by YesThisIsHowGirlsFeel November 25, 2016
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eyes left!

During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"

This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.

Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.

Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.

This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?

Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
by cityguychicago August 28, 2009
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Left Swipe That

When you see a picture of someone smoking you would "left swipe that"
Jim~ Here's a hot chick, ooh but she's smoking

Patrick~ Left swipe that!
by PartyPat March 4, 2015
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Left-Winger

Someone who stands on the left side of the political spectrum
"I heard that Bernie Sanders was a Left-Winger."
by Fagdolf Shitler February 22, 2018
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Left Behind

A book and movie series about the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "the Rapture".
The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!
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Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".
I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!
by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011
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