Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.
My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.
by Wagssy November 3, 2009
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Get the ding-a-ling butt mug.It all started when TIKTOK accounts that posted movies started to replace the names of (usually the main character) males with Xiao Ling. People found it funny and started to create a trend using that name. The most “popular” one is when people make Roblox stories and include a character called Xiao Ling.
Whenever that character pops up, a specific song is played and the character always introduces himself like “Hello My name is Xiao Ling.” This content somehow made people laugh and joke around with the name. People on Roblox (who were not Chinese) started to name themselves Xiao Ling because it is “funny”.
This whole making-fun-of-Xiao-Ling is not funny and is just people being racist. Almost every week, Chinese people are being made fun of and the things that are “funny” aren’t even funny…if u participate in this trend literally grow up.
Whenever that character pops up, a specific song is played and the character always introduces himself like “Hello My name is Xiao Ling.” This content somehow made people laugh and joke around with the name. People on Roblox (who were not Chinese) started to name themselves Xiao Ling because it is “funny”.
This whole making-fun-of-Xiao-Ling is not funny and is just people being racist. Almost every week, Chinese people are being made fun of and the things that are “funny” aren’t even funny…if u participate in this trend literally grow up.
Immature kids: Xiao Ling is funny. You are just being sensitive.
People with common sense: it’s not funny..you’re just racist.
People with common sense: it’s not funny..you’re just racist.
by soohrina August 7, 2022
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2. To show ones bare ass for a prolonged period of time.
3. To get incredibly drunk or monged and regret ones actions later.
2. To show ones bare ass for a prolonged period of time.
3. To get incredibly drunk or monged and regret ones actions later.
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Got to go- g2g or gtg
I love you- ilu
Laughing out loud- lol
Oh my god-omg
You-u
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later-l8rz
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