koalafications

Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.

Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.

by QuacksO May 15, 2020

Koala Crap Potato

The best potato type in the universe

Only J is a Koala Crap Potato

by Nujra October 6, 2020

Koala

a person who has a lot of Badlion Client cosmetics and is very bad at the game..

they are a koala

by hopiacy January 27, 2021

kodale

Kodale is a very flirtasious guy, but has a kind heart; can use those things to be a bit cocky though. To get to like him and understand him you have to know how his personality works; when you do that you will be very grateful. He knows how to make people laugh, and is a great person to talk to. Even when Kodale's feelings may be hurt, he stays strong and keeps moving forward. He is a very hard worker and won't stop until the job is finished. He is very flattering and can get any girls from him charm, and knowing him will be one of the greatest blessings in your life.

KoDale kept on working even when it got hard.

by Sunsets March 1, 2021

Kona asf

pls this my surga mama ong 🤤🤤 SHES SO FUCKING SEGXY AHHH LAWDD... REMEMBER.. STREAM CLOUDS... (and pony😫) pony be our song ofc ofc... anyway stan kona she’s such a b-bahka 🤤and a silly silly goose

Kona asf: REMEMBER...
me asf: STREAM CLOUDS

by plum worshiper March 16, 2021

Koalastan

The country formerly known as Australia, but now known as the Un-Democratic People's Republic of Koalastan. So renamed due to the government's year long campaign to unlawfully* block citizens, leaving from or returning to, the now permanently globally socially-distanced island. For citizens currently stuck in India it's even worse as Australian citizens will receive up to 5 years in jail for even attempting to return to Koalastan.

*Unlawful as defined by the UN human rights committee’s demand that Australia stop blocking its own citizens from returning.

Australian Citizen: I've been stuck overseas for a year and can't get back home to Australia to see my family

Koalastan Government: While you were gone we renamed the country Koalastan and shut the border, you can go get fucked

Australian Citizen: But you let in Zac Efron, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Chris Pratt, Idris Elba, Natalie Portman, Awkwafina, Ed Sheeran, Jane Seymour, Melissa McCarthy, Michelle Ye, Paul Mescal, Rita Ora, Ron Howard, Taika Waititi, Tessa Thompson, Tilda Swinton, Tom Hanks, Lord Alan Sugar, even Zac Efron's brother along with all their friends, family and entourages?

Koalastan Government: Well they're famous and you're just some dumb cunt citizen with dying family... don't make me tell you again

Koalastan Citizen: What about me? I need to leave Koalastan to go overseas to look after my sick old-age parents

Koalastan Government: Yeah, nah, you can go get fucked too cunt

by SamDrews May 1, 2021

kenalyz

lol my name is it and WERE QUEENS lol my mom invented it was supposed to be a s at the end but now a z oh and they removed the s but it was from some sassy girl 🤣

cause yuh Kenalyz is a baddie

by kenalyzs June 21, 2021