Philosopher Kink

Thirsty for philosophers, commonly Aristotle
Zach: Taylor thinks Aristotle has beautiful eyes?
Molly: Yea he has a philosopher kink.
by Molly😘 November 29, 2021
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Dilf kink

YOU LIKE HOT ANIME DADS
Dilf kink-You like hot anime dads
by MARCYYYY December 31, 2020
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hand kink

when someone is obsessed and loves hands
payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!
by Ponyoooo May 28, 2022
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Zombie Kink

A sexual kink when your spouse or sexual partner likes to chew on you. It can be anywhere, including your face, your back, butt, legs, hair, neck or breasts. It doesn't matter how much pain you are in because they like it more when you make noises. They make it sloppy and leave marks all over you after biting for so long.
You: why do you like to bite me so much?

Spouse: you're so chewy :)

You: I think you have a Zombie Kink
by Johnathan Hughes the 1st November 28, 2021
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scat kink

Being aroused by poop
“Dude, im so attracted to poop, i think i have a scat kink
by duh bitchez July 10, 2022
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itch kink

when ur itchy and sex
"Hey man u gotta itch kink?"
by kokichikinnie22 December 19, 2020
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piss kink

piss kinks are kinks that stupid annoying teenagers who think theyre quirky have. they start out my making piss jokes but shortly after actually develop piss kinks but remain in constant state of denial still convincing themselves that they are still joking
"omg did you know yelda has a piss kink?"
"ofc i knew, the amount of jokes she makes is kinda suspicious."
by ultrapisser69 October 12, 2021
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