Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

kelantan

in a state that many people are making weird stuff and etc

for example: you are a such a “kelantan “ lah ali

by pungkokhang July 13, 2018

keybanger

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.

Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!

by neaonbhb April 30, 2011

Kellan

some twink baby back bitch

heard he’s gay
“yea that’s kellan”

by redunker December 17, 2019

Keyan Thomi Marveelous

A half-human and half-feline man, who was a orphan at birth, who was raised by a weaponmaster, who taught him the ways of blade, blunt, handtohand, axe, spears, and marksman. He is also a alcoholic, with blackish hair and wears a dark red vest, under it a pale white button shirt. He catches himself in a trap between two rival gangs, and is up for him to solve their differnces.

Keyan Thomi Marveelous
Fighting
Love
Depression
Story of two hated brothers
Story of a lonely master of weaponry, getting stuck between two gangs

by ThomiMarvel March 29, 2009

Keylanny

The honest to god It-Girl™️. Been that bitch, still the bitch, will forever be that bitch. She is outgoing, friendly, and an easy person to talk to. She is a light in the life of everyone she meets and will hype you up if you need it. If you find a Keylanny keep her close because she can be a ride or die.

Girl 1: Have you meet Keylanny? She is SO cool once you give her time to warm up to you.
Girl 2: I know right?! She is so nice!

by you_know.who_it.is November 19, 2023

Keyland

Considered one of the best people you could meet, and people are usually very lucky to have met a Keyland.

I'm friends with Keyland.

by Ksgg November 20, 2023