Keith_Tong

Takes 3 sciences and gets all A*’s. Overall a big munkay

Such a Keith_Tong at school! Damn I wish I was a Keith.

by Goser June 14, 2022

keith fnf

nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.

not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit

by waityougoodb August 2, 2022

keith Martin

A sigma of a man. Had a 8 inch pp, all the girls and guys love him. One of the greatest over watch player of all time

Woah that Keith Martin he is a sigma

by Mjbigpp October 25, 2022

Keith Andrew

A guy with a huge heart.

That's how Keith Andrew would handle it

by #jennahboyles November 26, 2022

Keith Lee Effect

When a restaurant becomes extremely successful after Keith Lee himself tries the food and rates it 1-10 on TikTok.

Man, waiting in line at BJ’s restaurant is wild. It’s got that Keith Lee effect.

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March

Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.

by keithArsewank July 5, 2023

Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.

See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse

by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023