Magical Kebab

when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed

I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes

by Hazzaiscoollol December 18, 2008

Oldham Kebab

Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.

He was just an Oldham Kebab in the middle of a good night.

by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025

dripping kebab

when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce

Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.

by Mr Wiggless October 5, 2010

Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022

Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

Rubber Kebab

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.

Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.

by the kebab guy October 4, 2022