Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.

“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”

by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024

Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

kebab hours

A timeframe of 2 hours that a person takes to at a doner kabab

*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho

by dstarbucks123 June 17, 2019

Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017

Kebabbed

When a dick enters from one end and comes out the other

Jane got kebabbed by John the other night, I miss her dearly

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Wigan Kebab

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’

The “technique” used at the point of climaxing when having intercourse with a woman during her period, leaving her looking like a “Wigan Kebab” -

‘Extra chilli and Mayo on mine please’

by Zard Infamous October 5, 2022