Skip to main content

Kyle

A complete dipshit. He is a fuckboy and breaks girls hearts with feeling no remorse. He thinks he is everything but all he is is a steaming pile of cow shit with no heart.
by XxbitchassxX August 18, 2020
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.
I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday
by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!
Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*
by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

The best person you will ever meet, so sweet and so kind everything he does makes you smile, makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before, makes the best boyfriend and you fall in love with him immediately, very cute and is very funny
Girl 1- you have a boyfriend?
Girl 2- yes it’s Kyle he’s fucking amazing
by Simp_1 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.
dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.
by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
by blexbharette March 24, 2019
mugGet the Kylemug.

Share this definition