(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."
"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."
"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
by highschool45 May 13, 2023
Get the absorb the knowledge mug.a typical situation in which a person is talking in the presence of friends and says something unaware of what they said has more behind it, which is then verified by a silent stare and nod by your buds
dave: so listen guys this chloe girl says shes single and has been for a while and would like to meet up sometime
bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)
carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
bob: uh huh (looks over to carl, and thinks the same chloe who had sex with matt two days ago)
carl: thats cool man ( looks over to dave and silently confirms using bro-knowledge )
by mcfriedness October 8, 2011
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"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."
"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."
by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023
Get the Zero Knowledge Proof mug.To give “head” or “brain” to someone can be referred to as “giving knowledge” since knowledge comes from the head and the brain.
Derek: Nah man she was giving knowledge last night, one of the best of my life.
John: So lucky bro, she looks like she gives good knowledge.
John: So lucky bro, she looks like she gives good knowledge.
by junkyxoxoxo October 9, 2021
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Guy 2: "I'm down to gain some knowledge."
Guy 1: "Let's get lurnt as fuck!!!"
Guy 2: "I'm down to gain some knowledge."
Guy 1: "Let's get lurnt as fuck!!!"
by Oreowhite99 April 12, 2017
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by babla13579 April 4, 2023
Get the Zero Knowledge Proof mug.When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016
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