A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

KiWi

When you go for a key and a wee! Commonly used in clubs, pubs, and portaloos

Hey mate let’s go for a KiWi

by Mindia July 12, 2019

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021

Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021

Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022

Kiwi

The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.

Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.

Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.

by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019

Kiwi Day

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi

Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*

by slimecicle lover fr December 14, 2023