Macho-Jude

1. n. An individual of the homo sapiens species who has ass-kicking power. The greatest of them all is Chuck Norris.

Antonyms: Buttcrack

1. "Man, that guy is so Macho-Jude he kicks my ass by looking at me."
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"

by nole of terror May 31, 2011

fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

by Whore-man September 11, 2016

The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.

Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.

by thebreakofday May 6, 2009

The Jude

An elderly woman who frequents bingo halls and casinos. Generally she has a large booty and a small head. She's usually a new yorker because she loves 4 distinct seasons. She needs to clear her throat constantly making weird sounds and if you have a dumb idea will she will look at you and say "whaaaaaoh"

Like The Jude, I too have a gambling problem

by Paczki12 October 29, 2020

Hey Jude

A mighty big hit for the Beatles, it went to #1 on both sides of the Atlantic. It spent a record number of weeks on top of America's Billboard, a record that was equaled by "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. A classic.

1. When I was in military recruit training ("boot camp") I was assigned to Junior Officer Of the Deck (JOOD) watchstanding security duty. I wore a yellow armband on my left shirt sleeve that said "JOOD". Every hour I'd tour the building to ensure that all was "secure". I entered my company's barrack room and one of my fellow company mates was standing next to a bunk singing "Hey JOOD. Don't be afraid. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember...". When I got to a compartment on the third floor a recruit shouted, "Hey look, fellas! It's the JOOD!" The whole company broke into singing "Hey Jude" (Hey JOOD, get it?). When I was back on the Quarterdeck on the first floor, you could hear the singing continuing on: ... bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, yeaaaaah! Da da da da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, hey, Jude!...". Recruit training isn't much fun for anyone, but this was pretty amusing.

2. I saw Sir Paul McCartney on Saturday Night Live on TV perform "Hey Jude". People in the audience screamed their heads off. One time when Paul was singing the vocals for this song in the studio (or maybe during a Beatles TV performance) he screamed so intensely he passed out. He didn't konk out when performing on SNL that night.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

Hey Jude

Best song ever. Period.

Bob: What you doin?
Fabio: Listening to Hey Jude, by The Beatles.
Jarusha: The Beatles suck ASS.
*Bob and Fabio shove rulers down Jarusha's throat*

by invader Jenna September 20, 2010

fat kid jude

his face is like those jumbo sized marshmallows when u hit him ur fist just fly's off his giant stomach jk lol he's the kid who always hurst ur feelings he hits me too he slaps me and i need help send help he also want me to commit soup on side so plz send the police now! and he never plays fortnite with me

he's such a fat kid jude

by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019