Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

Johnson Sleeve

Is another word for a condom.

Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.

I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.

by Joenig786 October 23, 2008

pop johnson

Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.

Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'

Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,

Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"

by 12cedarboy July 13, 2021

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

laura johnson

The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.

Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous

Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend

Laura Johnson: smiles

by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017

deena johnson

my fav fictional lesbian bc shes hot and brave (ily kiana )

person 1 :yo have you watched fear street?
person 2:yes
person 1: who is the hottest character?
person 2:deena Johnson ofc

by gayerthanu September 7, 2021

Johnson Drips

When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.

Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.

by itreb ekim December 3, 2014