Steve Jobs

An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.

No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you

by the_underachiever November 29, 2012

joust

A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.

"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"

by Bsyw October 24, 2006

Cock Jousting

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.

The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

Jobsgobbler

A person that will gobble up anything Steve Jobs & Apple puts out.

Even though the iPad is just an Ipod Touch XXL that still can't do more than one app at a time, it'll still be bought by the Jobsgobblers and worshiped like the second coming.

by Dannys Jokes February 6, 2010

Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk

He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber

by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010

jabussy

its an abreviation of the japanese boy pussy

Man that femboy had a tight jabussy

by 69420bliat January 26, 2022

hall joust

Another way of saying it's on.

A jousting match on bikes in a hallway using pillows for pads.

A method of deciding who gets that last piece of pizza.

Dude, that guy just insulted you mom!
Hall joust...

Lets hall joust to get some extra energy out.

Who gets the last piece?
We hall joust for it.

by Matt Munin May 16, 2007