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everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
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Jobby

Claraism for feces.
Get the hell in here and make some Jobby!
by Chodeser January 23, 2003
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Steve Jobs

The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.
He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs

He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.
by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010
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Jobby

something that comes out ones anus.may require constipation to be expelled or be rather volatile in nature.
Can occur in the latter section after an extremely spicy curry. this well known syndrome is called "curry bum"
Can also be used as a degrading term.
"you're a pure jobby like!"
by Uzzy MacGregor May 13, 2004
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Jobsworth

When an individual ranked higher than yourself in any organisation asks you to perform a pointless task.
"Why is the company making us do this, the boss is such a jobsworth"
by Steve Ellis September 20, 2003
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Joosy

When something so juicy that you're not allowed to use the correct spelling for the phrase. Often used by humans with higher IQ to understand how to abbreviate certain words and upgrade their meaning to a higher power level.
"dam, dat girl's got a Joosy butt"
"Give me dat Joosy kool laid"
by bignigah June 19, 2018
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Jobs Corollary

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
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