Jewel

A person who in the movie transibarian orchestra makes her boobs go in and out. It gave me an erection.

Deep breaths Jewel, Deep breaths.

by ilikeelephants December 13, 2010

slap jawed faggot

Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.

Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)

by chaos reigns June 21, 2006

Jewdo

A jewish guido. half jewish, half italian, full fist pumpin partier. Can be spotted in the gym, tanning, doing laundry,(GTL) at the beach and sometimes in temple. Hangs out with all types of people and can create a good time anywhere.

"Wow that kids a real guido.....oh wait he's just a jewdo."
"We should defiantly bring the Jewdo with us to attract some girls"
"Yoo jewdo come spot me on this last set"

by drewgotts May 10, 2010

tight jawed

when your angry but dont wanna say anything so you bite down and tighten that jaw up till you get striations on your jaw line

i'm tight jawed when my security supervisor is locking himself in the office and chatting wit bitches all shift like kip from napolian dynomite and got the audacity to call me on the walkie talkie to go check out shit on site when he just googling all shift!!

by jay nasty13 January 18, 2009

jewelers

A person/people that makes you sell jewellery.

My best mate is a jeweler.

We can buy more jewellery from the jewelers across the street.

by Sammy2307 September 22, 2013

Jered

A cap ass nigga that be lying his ass of for no damn reason most likey take some uglyass pictures and favorite line is “i do have a girl yall just don’t know her”

That nigga over there cappin. Damn he must be a jered

by randomassboi August 18, 2020

jewel

my name. similar to Jewel the singer (lower case "s"), however, i am Jewel the Magnificent (capitol "M"). I was born 1st. I have a better looking ass. My teeth are perfect and not all jacked up. Not to mention, i am not a dirty hippie.

Jewel the Magnificent is so much better than Jewel the singer, she rocks like an AC/DC concert!

by Jewel the Magnificent January 20, 2005