Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.
Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God
by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017
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Jet Bag

Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.

Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"

"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"

"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"

"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
by The Moody Poet January 20, 2007
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Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
by MsJBootie November 30, 2009
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Benny and the jets

Tourettes - shouting out swear words without thinking first, or swearing at an inproper moment
oh god here she goes again with the Benny and the jets,
by bloodfairy April 08, 2011
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Jet Blue

When a woman is on all fours on a bed, and a man runs across the bedroom and swiftly shoves his penis in her ass.
"Their sexual encounter was going great until he gave her the Jet Blue!"
by Carmel Crew July 30, 2008
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Jet Ass

When you keep shitting diarrhea all day and an't control it or clean it up.
Harry got a bad case of jet ass in Dumb and Dumber.
by moviegeek September 08, 2012
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Jet Job

–verb (used with object)

to recieve a blow job on a jet plane.
by Julio Suave July 14, 2010
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