Jerry Dick

A surprisingly hung uncle or male family member.

I walked in on uncle Matt, and I cannot make eye contact with him after seeing his Jerry Dick.

by K-Dawg5000 December 18, 2010

slimy jerry

the act of exploding with diarrhea in the middle of intercourse

One guy: did you hear about uriah hanging out with that one drunk bitch when he had diarrhea?

Another guy: Yeah he totally gave her a SLIMY JERRY.

by J0hn D0e 325420 April 13, 2010

Jerry's Daughter

Intoxication to the point of physical retardation and/or mongoloid facial expressions.

I was so wasted last night I looked like Jerry's Daughter.

by shmc prophet May 20, 2011

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!

by ***_S_*** July 28, 2008

Jerry's kids

A retard who is behind some sort of window licking it whilst staring at you. Goodtimes.

"Please donate your money to help jerry's kids..."

"freaking what the hell are you, one of jerry's kids."

by J.B.F. April 24, 2006

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.

Jerry Springer kicks ass.

by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006

Jerry

Jerry is a great student! Always does his best in class! He has lots of friends, even though he bullies some of them. He loves Holsteins. He has great skin which he loves to take care of! #jerry #mystudent #holsteins2016

"Damn, I wish I were friends with him..."
"Who? Jerry? Yeah we all do..."

by LauraSchlottman August 11, 2016