Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

Ripping Jeans

1. When you and your bro friends are having a good wrestle, and he rips your favorite jeans by the seems.

2. A phrase used in excitement when no other words can be applied

1. (Billy and Jim are wrestling) "Dude! You're ripping my jeans!"
2. "Man this project sucks!" -Johnny

" Yeah, it's ripping jeans..." -Billy

by Yultzo March 24, 2011

mac n jeans

Definition 1.uber trendy guy you see around with their MAC airbooks and slim cut jeans(perhaps even a beenie where appropriate). The types that work for some trendy hip company where they were jeans to work and refuse to use PC's...just macs.

I'm looking for a new job, but I am not a corporate guy...I am more of a mac n jeans kinda guy.

by Salacious B July 8, 2012

denver nugget jeans

A man making fun of another man for having the Denver Nuggets on his jeans also known as Drip

My boy got on the Denver nugget jeans

by Grannysmilk March 30, 2021

shawty had them apple bottom jeans

BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR

'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'

by shawdyslikeamelody November 18, 2020

mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks

Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.

by davidddddddd February 22, 2009