Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.

"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"

by Ryan Queensmith May 27, 2008

outdoor Jared

The ability to do anything exceptionally well except in a serious and important situation.

Damn he fucked that dude up he went outdoor Jared on his ass

by James13ardem May 23, 2018

Jared Pabellano

Asian kid with really good dank life

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt

by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018

fucking Jared

A typical asshole who constantly bothers the shit out of everybody in a group.

Dean: "GuYs YoU sUcK aT GaMeS yOu'Re GaRbAgE"
Tyler: "He's such a fucking Jared..

by Dangarii November 28, 2021

Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg

WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!

by JuliePooly June 9, 2022

jared and isabella

Two people that are meant to be together for a long time.

I want to be like Jared and Isabella

by Daddy's Baby mama January 7, 2019

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021