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Wonder Jar 

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.
Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."
Wonder Jar by CATFOOODS March 6, 2012
Related Words
Jared jarvis Jar jarrod JART Jaron Jar Jar Binks jarhead jarred Jarring

more like Jar Jar 

When an idea or something else is so stupid, that it drops to the level of Jar Jar Binks. Props be deserved if you have the cojones to actually say it though.
Writer: Ok.. So we get Will Smith and his son... And they crash on an alien planet with fake british accents... And this planet tries to kill them.... But that planet is actually Earth!
Logical person: *Thinks* More like Jar Jar!

Had logical person been brave, this world would have been spared another atrocity.
Another example:

Writer: So it's a remake of Annie... BUT SHE"S NOT A GINGER!
Everyone: *Thinks* More like Jar Jar!
Guy: *Says* More like Jar Jar! that is a horrible idea. Just keep annie on broadway!
Everyone: That's Racist!

The moral being "Speak up if it's clearly a bad idea!"
more like Jar Jar by LShockley April 15, 2015

saiouma_c0m_jar 

Is a popular tiktoker that was attacked because of seggsualizing minors, even tho they had that username since 2020 august-June. They were attacked for following a account named “danganronpasexual” they said they wanted to see there videos and was still attacked even tho they were bisexual.
Homophobic, cp, I’m not showing they’re personal information, I’m just telling the truth nor being mean, saiouma_c0m_jar, kskowmelkowkq

1 man 1 jar 

some kid from 2008: -searches 1 man 1 jar because he was told by his friends-
man: -crouches for a jar to go up his anus-
man: -glass shatters while in his anus-
man: -puddles of blood hit the ground-
man: -makes no sort of noise of pain or anything-

guess you can say he took it like a champ
1 man 1 jar by Fiction_name February 6, 2022

Pickle jar 

used to describe a place full of men
Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.
Pickle jar by Rob June 9, 2004

hand in the cookie jar 

When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"