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Jizz Jacket

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.
by b7random November 27, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Jacketmug.

Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.
Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.
by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018
mugGet the Jacket on the busmug.

double jacket

when you hug your girlfriend and put your dick in her ass then another guy does the same to you
Hey babe you wanna do the double jacket with Chad tonight?
by skaeo May 16, 2019
mugGet the double jacketmug.

Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material
Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !
by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010
mugGet the Jacket Fatmug.

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018
mugGet the Lager jacketmug.

Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.
Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"
by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021
mugGet the Wax Jacketmug.

cinema jacket

A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.

Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.

Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
by Dog-lover22 May 9, 2020
mugGet the cinema jacketmug.

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