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Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018
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Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.
Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"
by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021
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jacket filler

Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.
John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.
by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018
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Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material
Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !
by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010
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Wet Jacket

The act of pulling out of a dripping wet pussy leaving behind a condom full of cum.
Fuck Stacy! I just left my wet jacket in the closet.
by RealizedDumpster February 22, 2021
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Dong Jackets

A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse
Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets
by The Fluffiest Bunny February 19, 2009
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cinema jacket

A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.

Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.

Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
by Dog-lover22 May 9, 2020
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