by Hollywood17 August 4, 2007
Get the Swagga Jacka mug.Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
by jillthepill August 1, 2006
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"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
by Rachael murray February 28, 2005
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by eruditionfish March 30, 2009
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"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
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