the only prettiest, talented, brilliant, smartest people are born on this day.
"Have you seen Jessica? She is so popular, I wonder how she does it all..."
"That's because she was born on June 6th."
"Oh makes sense.. I wish I was born on June 6th!"
"Same!"
The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.
I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)
An absolute dumbass of a person. Usually pretty funny but also a complete and utter idiot. Some of the best people to be around but beware of unlucky times. Also beautiful as fuck
Aw man, he’s born on the 4th of June? Here we go..
Hey you mind if I bring a friend over? He’s born on June 4 so this should be fun.