If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.
The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.
The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*
2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*
3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-
4.
A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.
5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*
2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*
3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-
4.
A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.
5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Wow Jordan is definitely the "Jordan" of Bro-Reich.
by Idkbroos February 16, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot
by Im retarded December 19, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime
by ueahjojo March 13, 2017
Get the jordanmug. A boy who you can trust, he is funny sweet, and very chill. He is so vibe but sometimes he´s is only a friend. He has a reasonable home life and is usually white with brown hair, brown eyes, and is a little short. He makes memes and is so cute. So many girls like him but he decides to say no one loves him! He is athletic but lazy, probably a runner or basketball player. You should befriend one of these guys because they are bombing
by Cassidy31 November 4, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A male Jordan is one of those hard-to-find people who are always quiet and rather lonesome, but are secretly very energetic and outgoing. He has a heart pure as an Angel as he was raised in the most postive way. He has a random past when he was a kid, but as he got older, he gets the development of being really quiet, yet his secret of extreme happiness is still intact. He stands for not only himself but his friends, and vows to protect them, even to his enemies. No matter the problem, he would always want to see a person smile, and anyone with a name like him would be a superstar of changing a negative life to a new start.
Jordan's saying was always this: "There's nothing worse than seeing a Girl cry"
Thats why he helps anyone.
Thats why he helps anyone.
by TheDarkRevenant March 14, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is my perfect guy
by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.