Jake 

Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.

Jake by Nicklyn October 15, 2011

Jake 

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

Jake by Dan Wyant December 14, 2008

jake 

A Fat person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving {oral}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

jake by Rob Bury November 11, 2008

jake 

person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

jake by zac fordd January 7, 2009

jake 

some fucking faggot that everyone wants to slap this shit out of

i will slap the living shit out you Jake you fucking kike

jake by _real_phobia June 14, 2017

Jake 

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

Jake by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

Jake 

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

Jake by Ariespoo1 October 24, 2011