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Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh
Jake is even cooler.
by Nina Q May 25, 2016
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Joking with someone in a sarcastic or cynical way.
Wow, i'm sorry I was only Jaking
by Mìrø June 15, 2018
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Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice
by Skinny duck May 11, 2018
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A Jake is a very cute and nice boy if you know a Jake never let him go because Jake's are perfect just the way the way he is he also has a cute loving girlfriend who is always there for him when he needs it once you catch feelings for a Jake they never leave if you cheat/abuse/spread Jake's secrets don't expect him to start trusting you straight away a Jake's smile will light up your whole day but don't try anything because he has a girlfriend/wife rose who will kill you if you even look at her man 💞
Girl 1: look at that cute boy
Rose: ikr he's mine though so

Jake:hey babe :)
by Yourxbxixch March 22, 2020
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My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!
by kool365 November 30, 2017
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One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes
If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018
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A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016
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