broad iron

When your girl is giving you shit and won't back off.

Dude, Tiffany is broad ironing me for going to the bar the last four nights, step off already.

by Guttenberg museum February 29, 2016

iron steamer

A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.

I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out

by milpoolSK March 6, 2017

dat iron

to have a gun, to have a any gun of any type dat will cock an blow u da hell up

all dem boys in louisiana got DAT IRON

by lil sweats May 13, 2005

Iron Maiden

Hmmmm.....Let me see.....IRON MAIDEN ARE THE SINGLE BEST HEAVY METAL BAND EVER, GO SEE THEM NOW.....yup, oh yeah, this guy "Joe Joe"?hahahhahahah......ummmm....you sound like YOU had your balls cut off, you little incoherent fool, you probably didnt hear the best maiden songs properly cos of that shit in your ears, you castrated imbocile.....no single one best maiden song, their newest album is WAY BETTER than metallicas new one, ahem, , sooo...UP THE IRONS, ROCK OUT TO FEAR OF THE DARK, HALLOWED BE THY NAME, DANCE OF DEATH, RAINMAKER, CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED(heh, me),STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, MONTSEGUR...SEE? THEIR NEW ALBUM ROCKS... AND ALL THE OTHER MAIDEN SONGS (can you name a bad maiden song)....



THIS BAND HAS SET THE MILESTONE FOR METAL BANDS, AND AS AN ENGLISH YOUTH, IM ONLY JUST DISCOVERING THE WONDEROUSLY HARD ROCKING NATURE OF THEIR UNFORGETTABLE MUSIC......IRON MAIDEN RULE, MAN

iron maiden=gods of metal

by SCrEWlOOsE June 7, 2004

meta-ironic

When something is meta-irony or you're unable to tell if it's ironic or sincere.

4chan is incredibly meta-ironic, they claim that everything they say is a joke, but everyone knows they've radicalized people to committing hate crimes and race motivated killing. They might start out joking but eventually many of them end up believing everything they say and it becomes post-irony. However, some of the things that are said are so delusional you're not sure anyone believes them, so we can't tell if they're being ironic or sincere.

by leftistmonke November 25, 2020

tire iron

When two men rub their erections together.

Jones and Gary got together down at the picnic area by the park and did a quick tire iron while their softball team took a break.

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

iron cross

Dumbass, it wasn't used by the Nazis. It was first used by the Prussians during the Napoleonic Wars and today's Luftwaffe still uses it.

Fat Boy Kemp is a dumbass and Victor is a proud German who still has an Iron Cross in his pocket all the time.

by Victor April 24, 2004