burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by anonymous February 7, 2022

dragging water

The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.

Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.

by Cheedo February 7, 2007

Nika Water

Bottled purified water that helps poor families and countries get access to clean water.But because of the different kinds human races of kids (mostly Africans) and the name 'Nika' is on the bottle some people mistake it as a racial company.

Person1:Dude i just bought some Nika water.

Person2: RACIST!

by done123 June 30, 2010

Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.

Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

Ho Water

Ho Water is a fruity yet strong cocktail that doesn't taste like alcohol. Aptly named because hoes drink it like water.

Hey these girls are coming over tonight I need you to make a couple ho waters.

by Chuck_A January 20, 2019

Water Salute

Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.

Tonya loves water sports and nothing more than a hot, wet water salute.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016

Water Bottom

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017