1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.
by the2ndflood September 22, 2007
Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.
Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess
Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
by danasp_42 October 06, 2018
A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex
by jthared567 September 18, 2012
The pet/ wannabe/ tryhard/ of the popular girl (rat) . She's always by the popular girl's side, and wants to be exactly like her.
Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.
Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.
Look at how clingy Emily is to Mary! She's such a rat pet
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades
by Anda (egg) March 06, 2023
by Pyra420 April 22, 2023
1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
by g-lowlife February 18, 2022
Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.
Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022