tant cabbage

The hair between your ass hole and tant

Noah has a lot of tant cabbage

by Doublecombo July 26, 2015

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 09, 2010

Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

Stuffing Cabbage

(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.

Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok

by Cabbagestuffed October 09, 2009

Cursed Cabbage

Another derogatory Word for “marijuana” similar to “devils lettuce”

Tyler- “what are you smoking man is that devils lettuce!”
Daniel- “nah man this is that cursed cabbage”

by Dannyseibs August 17, 2019

daddy cabbage

Pubic hair which comes in the colour green. Usually found on transsexuals or non-binary people.

Yoo that hooker last night had some nice daddy cabbage

by JizzlePits February 17, 2020

Ass Cabbage

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

by David Smooth August 10, 2017