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human inertia

human inertia is the force necessary to change from one state, such as watching MacGuyver escape from one more foreig prison camp with a pocket knife and an ABBA greatest hits cassette, to another state such as taking the trash out or answering the phone. Human inertia has profoundly changed the world
through repeated inaction.
Knowing he was no match for human inertia, Haans decided he would get a new cat later as opposed to getting up and letting the cat in from the blizzard.
by scottoff November 7, 2007
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Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.
Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.
by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011
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Innertube

The fat stomach of a woman that hangs over the belt (sometimes referred to as a Dunlap) so that it looks like she is wearing an innertube underneath her shit
(looking at a girl with this particular issue) yo bitch, no one's goin swimmin, whats with the fuckin innertube!
by CuntPunt November 19, 2007
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inert

Your balls become inert when you get the aching and sore feeling after they have been hit or after you have had a session of intense masturbation.
"Dude, I was jerking off to Stacy's mom 15 minutes ago and now my balls are inert!"
by speckd December 11, 2007
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insertation

Allow me to explain the insertation of your credit card into the ATM.
by parkinatski August 21, 2018
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hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina
I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.
by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010
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infertilversary

Anniversary of time, place or circumstance under which one discovers he/she/it is infertile.
I need to get really drunk tonight, because it is our infertilversary.
by lawpotter May 22, 2005
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