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Middle School

Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.

Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.

The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus September 8, 2016
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Middle school

A place where sad people go to get an education they will never use later on in life, it is a complete and udder waste of time. Some don’t like you use your phone... traumatizing. There’s so much homework. It’s all a traumatic experience.
Jarquan: bruh I’m tired of middle school but can’t even do this anymore, there’s too much homework and we can’t even use our phones or listen to music 😭
Marquisha: wow bro sammee
by Panxjor November 14, 2018
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middle ormo

not the lower or the upper..in between!! MOH
do ya live in the upper ormo?
noo MIDDLEE! middle ormo
by notlouise098323e4 August 15, 2011
mugGet the middle ormomug.

Jam in the middle

dont search up jam in the middle, stay innocent children
by I just cry July 20, 2021
mugGet the Jam in the middlemug.

middle knee

Dude, she touched my middle knee!
by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018
mugGet the middle kneemug.

Middle Stump

Popular slang among teenagers in Southern India for a penis.
Damn, he got kicked so hard in the middle stump.
by Sombody Toucha ma Username August 11, 2021
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Middle School

by flaming_panic March 13, 2018
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