Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

Fart Jar

Its a jar with a fart in it. Why did you have to google this to know what it was?

Steve farted in jar and gave it his wife Kelly. Now Kelly has a fart jar

by Wadiecakes February 28, 2022

Kerr jar

most common brand name of mason jar

"Hey darlin' pass another Kerr jar to me" - Luke Bryan - What Country Is lyrics

by dbazee December 5, 2012

soul jar

a jar used to capture and contain souls

dood i have like 400 souls in my soul jar
go to kylerothman.com to find out

by David the russian December 20, 2004

Jizz Jar

Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise

Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar

by Natorious Fat June 19, 2009

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.

OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno

by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010