I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.

Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.

Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT

Adj.

Pinpointing and highlighting the exact differences between facts, claims, and evidence. Which typically has caused an emotional reaction or sudden realization. It generally is used negatively.

Example: A TV dinner looks amazing on the cover and says it tastes amazing.

Negatively:
WHAT I EXPECTED: An amazing, delicious meal that looks beautiful.
WHAT I GOT: Tastes like vomit and looks just as appetizing. It even smells bad too.

Links with other terms:
"I don't know what I expected."
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."

Example of WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT:
Man, can't believe I got suckered in, this game is trash. Let me sum it up for you:
WHAT I EXPECTED: GOTY, the gameplay looked amazing!
WHAT I GOT: Dissapointment, it was all fake.

by derpinator76 January 4, 2026

I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor

Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks

by Meme yapper January 15, 2026

I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor

Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks

by Meme yapper January 15, 2026

I got the duck

Another way to say you've been laid off.

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."

by anonymous January 23, 2025