i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022

I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013

i’m in me mums car

Broom broom

“I’m in me mums car, broom broom”
“Get out of me car”
“Aww”

by CamoDogYT August 23, 2020

I’m In Love With My Car

I’m In Love With My Car is a song by the talented Roger Taylor, he sings about being in love with a car. However his bandmates often teased Roger for his song and almost didn’t put it on the album, they ended up putting it on there when Roger locks himself in a cupboard and won’t come out until they allow it on the album

An example would be:
Brian: I’m In Love With My Car? Maybe it’s not strong enough.
Roger: What does that even mean? Not strong enough?

by Rogers lost maracas :( December 18, 2021

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass.

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass

by Death Menace July 3, 2022

i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

by dudperfect October 15, 2018