hypocondriac

The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur

My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

Vehicular Hypochondria

A mechanical condition where your car leaks fluids, blows smoke, and makes horrible noises...until you take it to the shop and the mechanic can't find anything wrong with your vehicle. After spending $45 an hour for a diagnostic check which revealed nothing, the vehicle runs perfect.

Customer: "The Check-Engine Light and Service Engine Soon Light both came on. I smelled a burning smell, like something electrical. Then there was this grinding noise on the right side."

Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."

Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"

by Turkey Trot September 26, 2012

Hyposcore

When you didnt score, but hypothetically, you could have. You didnt either because you were taken, or she smelled like fish.

I hyposcored that chick, i could have, but i didnt because i have someone else.

by wakexboard3r August 2, 2008

hyposombalism

The opposite of hypersombalism.

When you sleep too little.
hypo meaning lack of
sombalism meaning sleep

Crucially has hyposombalism

by Daworm October 17, 2008

Hyposhitical

When a Hypocrite talks about shit that he already did. or is in the process of doing, or might do.

Man1: I'm going to kick Steve's ass.
Man2: Don't kick Steve's ass ( Kicks Steve's ass* )
Man1: Man you beez talking Hyposhitical!

by anonymous>9000 June 8, 2009

Hyposushemia

The state of having a low blood sushi level. This is a serious condition that must be remedied post haste to avoid mind scrambling depression and stress.

I'm feeling like I have hyposushemia. I'm totally going to vom if I eat anything else! Is there any way we can get that taken care of RIGHT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW?

by VetSushiFreak March 23, 2011

Hypostil

A person who is obviously a hypocrite just so that he can fit in. He/she would say a statement, and then he/she would later decline it just to look cool. Whatta smartass.

Person 1: Hey, that game is really a piece of shit.

Person 2: No, I think that the gameplay is awesome.

Person 1: Oh yeah, I really enjoyed it.

Person 1 = Hypostil

by KissMahAzzBetch April 4, 2011