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Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022
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Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy
John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016
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Herbert hoover

The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas
Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is

Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover
by Ass locker March 25, 2021
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hoover supreme

When you nut in her ass and she ask if you want to slurp yo nut out her booty hole and spit it back into her mouth.

I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing
In other news this week, Queen Dominique was accused of participating in a Hoover Supreme with her butler as well as accused of tax fraud.
by BiodieselBurner December 10, 2018
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The Hoover

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth
Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
by Sonic22 December 20, 2020
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