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Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.
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honk and wave

No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.
"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.
by pj.sf July 22, 2012
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honk

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011
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honk-choking

When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time
Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!
by Vanilla jam December 28, 2023
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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
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honk honk

When someone constantly honks their car horn.
by DaRealDMIA May 15, 2023
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Chomsky honk

Xavier the renegade angel being called Chomsky honk
by PenisJiggler December 15, 2023
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