Hills Hoist

When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face

Hey Bruce I totally hills hoisted my girl yesterday

by Oz fuk February 13, 2019

Henry Heisey

Someone who has the bluest balls in the world, because he's in a relationship with a small dominating asian woman; abnormally white, loves jerking off to video games.

Is he in a relationship with an asian girl? Damn I hope he won't turn into a Henry Heisy.

That dude playing MK11 is such a Henry Heisey.

by assknacker May 13, 2019

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.

Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.

by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022

Ledger Heiserman

hello i am ledger heiserman

i am ledger heiserman

by NotLedgerH February 6, 2023

Pussy Heiser

A woman with pu$$y beyond ones wildest dreams. An amazing.. sexy and gorgeous woman with eyes that pierce your soul. She’s a master of her craft. She will make you experience, erotic shock and sexual euphoria. She’ll make you feel like you’re mingling with the gods.

That was the best fuck ever. I’m not sure if I can even walk. This woman is Pussy Heiser.

by P.Stretcher Space Cowboy October 4, 2023

Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.

Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.

by Mrkibby January 11, 2024