Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A boy with sexy hair that I wanna wrap round my vagina while yelling PONY TAIL BOY

Vagina hair

by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004

hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

hillbilly fridge

a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck

I didn't have any more room in my refrigerator, so I put the beers out in the hillbilly fridge.

by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

hillbilly barbwire

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!

My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!

by spike14 February 20, 2014

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

hillbilly slurpee

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.

"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"

by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016