You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.
by wordvomit November 8, 2010
Get the Glitter Herpesmug. Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.
by Grace& Brie May 13, 2005
Get the herpe sharkmug. "I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010
Get the Proximity Herpesmug. by MasterJRC December 9, 2008
Get the Perma-herpmug. Jesse passed out in the bar last night in Cancoon. He woke up in some dude's trailer naked and well, he's probably got the Butt Herp now.
by tacospank April 6, 2011
Get the Butt Herpmug. 
