Hanting

Hanting is an inspiration to us all in that INSANE GYATT he is packing. it’s honestly just absurd. he’s also like super duper talented at hella instruments. he’s kinda racist, and also sexist. he’s the opposite of a feminist bcuz he prides himself im being a MASCULINIST. but at the same time hes like super performative and listens to laufey all the time. he actually listened to laufey BEFORE she was popular, back when she did song covers so hes like niche af. hanting face card lowkey declines but gyatt card makes up for it which is why he’s my amazing best friend. Hanting VEHEMENTLY HATES utilitarianism. he doesn’t know what he is but he KNOWS he despises util. he is like bi-curious but instead of bisexual it’s like deontology-curious. it’s quite complicated. his favorite ao3 tag is DUBCON. he also likes character ai.

me: hi hanting!
hanting: bro did you know util justifies the PERVERTS PARADOX?
me: *spreads cheeks*, well, then call me a utilitarian

hanting: grrrr

by baudrilllardisking November 22, 2025

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Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

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Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

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chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

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blaise harned

A great friend and very easy to love and and massive savage and a baller that blocks the haters.

Blaise Harned is a A great friend and easy to love but also a savage baller that blocks out us haters.

by Joey fun times March 9, 2017

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Cock harness

A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.

A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

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