Harold Patrick

Someone who would get a tattoo that says “fuck the police” if it would gain him acceptance from black people

Harold Patrick is cool, he hates the police, he even got a tattoo saying so.

by badboyzoed February 29, 2024

Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024

Herald Dump

The initial morning dump, following a night of indulgence, consistently emerges impeccably shaped, requiring no additional wiping, unlike the subsequent messy aftermath that demands extensive cleanup. The Herald Dump’s purpose is to announce the horrendous shits that will be arriving shortly.

I thought after a night of beer , blow and Popeyes chicken that my ass got off the hook when I took a perfect shit to start the day, but it turned out to just be a Herald Dump.

by Flipside786 April 6, 2024

Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.

Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh

by Tragiic March 7, 2025

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

less-heralded

less talked about; not announced; not likely to happen

"Success" just means doing anything well, excelling at something. And that might encompass a lot of different activity. Running a hundred meters for sure, selling your app for a lot of money... OK... but also stranger less-heralded things, like listening a lot very attentively to a child, or being extremely kind to strangers.

by zara_m777 May 12, 2016