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contra handshake

The act of a unique handshake, in which you place your hand in the formation of a letter 'C', then proceeding to grab the forearm of the given recipient, so in turn, both subjects' hands are latched onto their counterparts forearm, then proceed to grunt & behave in a macho army fashion.
"What, you scored 20 bucks!? CONTRA HANDSHAKE!"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"
by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008
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bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...
by gerrouadat July 18, 2013
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Michigan Handshake

A Michigan handshake is when two men and one woman are having a threesome and one guy reaches up the girl's ass and the other reaches down the throat then both their hands meet in the stomach and shake hands
dude, last night me, Brad, and Stacy did the Michigan Handshake. it was schwag.
by bardmain October 8, 2019
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Rochester Handshake

It's when you literally just have sex. That's all. Anything that counts as having sex can be referred to as a Rochester Handshake.
Bro my roommate is dead asleep right now, you up for a cheeky Rochester Handshake?
by shneydermane February 23, 2022
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Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.
She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
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herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
come here, let me give you a herman handshake
by bogart March 6, 2005
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