hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 06, 2017

Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 13, 2018

Hank-isms

Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.

Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"

Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."

Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."

Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."

by HankerCanker September 28, 2010

spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes October 05, 2015

Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around

“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”

by rhyparography July 16, 2021

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 February 28, 2016

A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 21, 2022