Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.

Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault

by Electrosphere October 30, 2021

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Hydrated Nigga Hamster

The community helping put hamsters who have been either abused, beaten, or shit on.

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Would you like to donate to The Hydrated Nigga Hamster community

by Solar WalkIt January 29, 2019

Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

Hair Hamster

A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.

me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"

by Jalberg June 12, 2012

watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

by MathKills December 22, 2009