by Obscure_Labyrinth April 14, 2007
Get the y halo thar mug.Website dedicated to finding out why Jason Jones, Joe Staten and my sorry ass sold out, betrayed our longtime fans and fucked up Halo 2.
Jason Jones: Wow look at the 40 year old mother gun down the person that just spawned from behind with her dual SMGs. Dual wielding is so cool!
Joe Staten: *Nerdy Laugh* Sure is Jason.
Anim8rJB: Haha good fun guys.
Hey whaddaya say we play an all shotguns game?
Jason Jones: Sure JB. Russian Roulette is fun fun fun!
Sketchfactor: Lmao you can say that again!
Joe Staten: *Nerdy Laugh* Sure is Jason.
Anim8rJB: Haha good fun guys.
Hey whaddaya say we play an all shotguns game?
Jason Jones: Sure JB. Russian Roulette is fun fun fun!
Sketchfactor: Lmao you can say that again!
by Anim8rJB December 29, 2004
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by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009
Get the halo break mug.Okay, so I'm gonna try to make a concrete definition, not in favor of haters or fanboys. So, Halo is a video game, can we all agree on that? Good, here we go...
Halo:Combat Evolved (CE)
So, the main character, Master Chief, is a human/cyborg guy who's really tall. So, he's trying to save earth from a bunch of aliens, called The Covenant(weird name right?). Anyway, while he's slaughtering aliens, The Covenant released some kind of parasite call The Flood which basically turns everything into zombie type things. Master Chief blows the spaceship that the Flood are on. Oh yeah, most of the game takes place on a circle thing floating in space called the Halo(hence the name of the game). So, Master Chief saved the galaxy, right? Right?
Halo2
Okay, awww crap. I haven't played this game in a while. There's not much you need to know about this game besides Master Chief said 'FINISH THE FIGHT'(The thing they say every 5 minutes in Halo3)
Halo3
Chiefy's back and he's ready to kill more aliens. In Halo3, Chief (SPOILER ALERT!!) blows up Halo and escapes in a dramatic car getaway level. Chiefy also drives the car into a spaceship to fly away with his Starsky and Hutch-esque buddy Arby. Oh yeah, there was also a bitchy computer lady named Cortana who whines all the time throughout all 3 games. What a bitch.
Halo3: ODST
In this game you play as an ODST
Halo Reach
I only played the beta but I'll update this once it comes out.
Halo:Combat Evolved (CE)
So, the main character, Master Chief, is a human/cyborg guy who's really tall. So, he's trying to save earth from a bunch of aliens, called The Covenant(weird name right?). Anyway, while he's slaughtering aliens, The Covenant released some kind of parasite call The Flood which basically turns everything into zombie type things. Master Chief blows the spaceship that the Flood are on. Oh yeah, most of the game takes place on a circle thing floating in space called the Halo(hence the name of the game). So, Master Chief saved the galaxy, right? Right?
Halo2
Okay, awww crap. I haven't played this game in a while. There's not much you need to know about this game besides Master Chief said 'FINISH THE FIGHT'(The thing they say every 5 minutes in Halo3)
Halo3
Chiefy's back and he's ready to kill more aliens. In Halo3, Chief (SPOILER ALERT!!) blows up Halo and escapes in a dramatic car getaway level. Chiefy also drives the car into a spaceship to fly away with his Starsky and Hutch-esque buddy Arby. Oh yeah, there was also a bitchy computer lady named Cortana who whines all the time throughout all 3 games. What a bitch.
Halo3: ODST
In this game you play as an ODST
Halo Reach
I only played the beta but I'll update this once it comes out.
by Audience of One May 6, 2010
Get the Halo mug.The minor Race of the Covenant in Halo 1 and 2. They carry Plasma Pistols, Needlers, and Fuel Rod Guns on the last level of Halo 1. They often Make very funny comments. "DEAD DEVIL" can be heard alot. A couple of shots from a battle rifle or one hit ofthe gun will kill them.
by Vinatieri 4 NE February 17, 2005
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supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
by StJlMMY August 11, 2005
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